The Poetry Of Infosec
Let it never be said that the information security space does not have a poetic side, this Valentines day we saw an outpouring of romantic prose.

Let it never be said that the information security space does not have a poetic side, this Valentines day we saw an outpouring of romantic prose and your special reporter here at Secjuice was on the scene to witness it. Having never before experienced the poetry of infosec, it was a deeply touching moment and one that I shall never forget.
Roses are red, Violets are blue..
Ignoring that fact that violets are not actually blue, the first couple of lines of this historic poem correspond with the way the the infosec space labels its offensive (red) and defensive (blue) teams, I think it is for this reason that the vast majority of the poems below riff on this theme, it is one that is familiar and comfortable to us.
The only other conceivable explanation for everyone riffing off the same original poem is that we are unimaginative and lazy bunch, but that cannot be true.
Collecting The Poetry Of Infosec
Over the space of 24 hours on Valentines day I stayed awake to record the phenomenon of the infosec space becoming poetic and capture the most beautiful moments of that day so that they could be preserved for future generations.
You will be shocked and surprised to learn that not everyone was enthusiastic about the poetry we witnessed that day, with some commentators declaring that anyone reciting these poems outside of Valentines day was a criminal! This was enough to drive the infosec poets underground, where they polish their prose in preparation for next Valentines day when their infosec poetry once again becomes lawful.
The Poets Of Infosec
Let it be known that the following people are now published poets, their words immortalized and preserved in this article for the next generation to cherish and learn from.
Offensive is red
— Zoë Rose (@5683Monkey) February 14, 2019
Defensive is blue
My career in #infosec
Is made better by all of you 💜#ValentinesDay
Roses are red
— Kelley Robinson (@kelleyrobinson) February 14, 2019
Violets are blue
Turning on 2FA
Is good for me and you#SecurityValentine 🔐
Roses are red
— Aristotle Tzafalias (@Aristot73) February 14, 2019
Violets are blue
Attribution is great
But does it matter to you? #SecurityValentines
Solder is Grey,
— Goat (@U_1F410) February 14, 2019
PCB is Green,
Let me hack your hardware,
if you know what I mean.
“Blue team defends,
— ḏ̘͊ͅa̮ͩ̓͗̌s̬͐̑ͅh̟̤̭͍͍̔̿ͭ͒́.pdf.exe (@da5ch0) February 14, 2019
Red teams get in—
I’d like to add you,
to my professional network on Linkedin”
Roses are red,
— the apocalypse, but fashion 🦝 (@ElleArmageddon) February 14, 2019
Carnations are pink,
All computers are broken,
This is why we drink.
Roses are red,
— Azeria (@Fox0x01) February 14, 2019
violets aAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
POP {R3, PC}
<system addr>
MOV R0, SP; BLX R3
Roses are red
— ❄️ Franklin ❄️ (@TheDevilsVoice) February 14, 2019
Violets are blue
I popped her box
She got my C2
This TLP is red
— InfoSecSherpa (@InfoSecSherpa) February 14, 2019
Your SOC team is blue
An APT is DDoSing us
I hope you know what to do#HappyValentinesDay
Roses are red
— javascript jesus is watching you! (@ravici) February 14, 2019
Some teams are blue
Make a move on my net
And I will catch you!
Roses are red
— ㅤ (@fouroctets) February 14, 2019
Violets are blue
Analyst closed the ticket as known issue.
Roses are red
— Oliver Hough ❄ (@olihough86) February 14, 2019
Violets are blue
UDP doesn't care
If this gets to you
roses are red
— ☭comrade_eevee.rb☭ (@ComradeEevee) February 14, 2019
programming is a piece of cake
oh god i lied
computers were a mistake
Roses are red,
— Azeria (@Fox0x01) February 14, 2019
violets are blue,
I want to write exploits,
with you in thumb-2.
Violets are red
— matt blaze (@mattblaze) February 14, 2019
Roses are blue
When RGB values
Are rotated by two
Here’s a BASIC Valentine’s Day poem.
— Christian Reilly (@reillyusa) February 14, 2019
Roses are red
Violets is blue
Syntax Error at
Line 2
Such a nerd.
Roses are red
— dade (@0xdade) February 14, 2019
Please retweet
Unless five million dollars are transferred to the following numbered account in seven days
I will capsize five tankers in the Ellingson fleet.
“Roses are red,
— ḏ̘͊ͅa̮ͩ̓͗̌s̬͐̑ͅh̟̤̭͍͍̔̿ͭ͒́.pdf.exe (@da5ch0) February 14, 2019
Violets are blue—
there was a malware installed on that porn site,
and i was recording you”
<insert bitcoin address>
roses are red
— wint (@stats_dril) February 14, 2019
class is in session
most machine learning
is just fancy regression
Rose are red
— ᴺᴼᵀ Jony Ive (@JonyIveParody) February 14, 2019
Violets are blue
Five gigs of free storage
Is plenty for you. #iCloud
I was gonna send this:
— Stu 🤔 (@cybersecstu) February 15, 2019
Red team is on your network
Blue team doesn't have a clue
But don't worry, they have a thick report for you ... 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Roses are red
— Signal (@signalapp) February 14, 2019
Signal is blue
Don't be insecure
When you say "I love you"
Happy Valentine's Day
Roses are red,
— WEBGAP Remote Browser Isolation (@webgap) February 14, 2019
violets are blue,
we isolate our browsers,
and so should you.
Happy #ValentinesDay everyone! pic.twitter.com/sRAcv3nznI
Roses are red,
— Cassidy Williams (@cassidoo) February 27, 2019
Violets are blue,
Unexpected token ',' on line 32
Conclusion
Despite the moving beauty of the day, we here at Secjuice agree with Chris that it is unlawful to tweet red/blue infosec poetry until next year. You have been warned.
good news, it's feb 15th which means roses are red poems are punishable with jail time
— Chris Boyd 🇬🇧🇵🇭 (@paperghost) February 15, 2019
